The Accountant's Jokes.
Dec. 29th, 2018 08:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
olindom The accountant reads the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she speaks up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." The Doctor replied "Have you tried counting sheep?" The accountant stated "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." The Doctor replied "Have you tried counting sheep?" The accountant stated "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
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Date: 2018-12-29 11:20 pm (UTC)И, кстати, обратное превращение подозрительно похоже на wash sale.
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Date: 2018-12-30 07:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-12-30 06:49 am (UTC)