The Accountant's Jokes.

[olindom]

 The accountant reads the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she speaks up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?" 
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." The Doctor replied "Have you tried counting sheep?" The accountant stated "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it." 

Comments

[lxe]

Income, естественно. Вот если бы эта тыква созревала в карету минимум год...
И, кстати, обратное превращение подозрительно похоже на wash sale.

[chuka_lis]

)))

[olindom]

Да, несомненно!