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 A lot of people cry when they cut an onion. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
 
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Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? 
A: Spare ribs!

 
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A fat man goes into a fast food restaurant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a minute or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."

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