Dirty Jokes.
Dec. 20th, 2018 09:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
olindom Fake tan. Fake boobs. Fake nails. Fake hair. Tell us again how you want a real man.
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Q: Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A: "Is it in?"
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Women are like iPhones! You have to touch them all over before they respond.....Men are like Blackberry! Rub one ball and everything moves!
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Virgin
"Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?"
"My child, you have been a married woman for many years. You have had three husbands! Surely that cannot be."
"Well, father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk, and the next one was in construction and he always said he'd get to it tomorrow. The last one was a gynecologist and all he did was look. But this time, father, I'm marrying a lawyer and I'm sure I'm going to get screwed."
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Q: Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A: "Is it in?"
******
Women are like iPhones! You have to touch them all over before they respond.....Men are like Blackberry! Rub one ball and everything moves!
******
Virgin
"Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?"
"My child, you have been a married woman for many years. You have had three husbands! Surely that cannot be."
"Well, father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk, and the next one was in construction and he always said he'd get to it tomorrow. The last one was a gynecologist and all he did was look. But this time, father, I'm marrying a lawyer and I'm sure I'm going to get screwed."
