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olindom Sex Therapy
A couple both age 67, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, what can I do for you? The man said, Will you watch us have sexual intercourse? The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse, and charged them$50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would take an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor then leave. Finally the doctor asked, just exactly what are you trying to find out? The old man said, we're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90.The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from my insurance company!
Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want another lawyer appointed .
Judge: And why is that?
Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.
Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any comments on the defendant's motion?
Public Defender: I'm sorry, Your Honor. I wasn't listening.
If You Like Pina Coladas
A man walks into a jazz bar in Caribbean and orders a pina colada. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a hot blonde grabs the drink pours it on his head and stabs him with the umbrella The man asks the barman "Whose that blonde?". The barman replies "She's the piano player's girlfriend". The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your girlfriend poured a drink on me and stabbed me in the back." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."
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source: http://www.jokes4us.com/random/joke54.html
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/random/joke1024.html
A couple both age 67, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, what can I do for you? The man said, Will you watch us have sexual intercourse? The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse, and charged them$50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would take an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor then leave. Finally the doctor asked, just exactly what are you trying to find out? The old man said, we're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90.The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from my insurance company!
Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want another lawyer appointed .
Judge: And why is that?
Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.
Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any comments on the defendant's motion?
Public Defender: I'm sorry, Your Honor. I wasn't listening.
If You Like Pina Coladas
A man walks into a jazz bar in Caribbean and orders a pina colada. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a hot blonde grabs the drink pours it on his head and stabs him with the umbrella The man asks the barman "Whose that blonde?". The barman replies "She's the piano player's girlfriend". The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your girlfriend poured a drink on me and stabbed me in the back." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/random/joke559.html
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/random/joke54.html
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/random/joke1024.html
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