Jokes.

[olindom]

 Do you want to hear a joke backwards?
Yes…
Very good, start laughing.

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My SMS autocorrect just changed "I’m so concerned with existential anxieties it is difficult to breathe" to "I feel great".

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The police stops a computer hardware engineer: “Your light isn’t working. You have to get off your bike.” 

IT guy: “I tried that but the light still isn’t working.”

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Bus driver to passenger: Don’t you want to sit down?

Passenger: No, I am in a hurry.
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“Mom, don't get alarmed, but I’m at the hospital.”

“Son, please. You’ve been a surgeon there for 8 years now. Can we start our phone calls differently?”

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The kangaroo mother got incredibly itchy around her belly. She opened her pouch and yelled into it:

“How often have I told you not to eat the crunchy cookies in bed!”

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Why is it a bad idea to insult an octopus?
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Because it is well armed.

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What if dogs fetch the ball back only because they think you really like throwing it?
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In a boutique:

Could I try the dress in the shop window, please?

I’m sorry madam but no. We have cabins for that.

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