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olindom Finally! For You personally ! yostrov
Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars.
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Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that at the garage.
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much?
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A. They can’t stand fast food.
yostrov Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars.
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Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that at the garage.
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much?
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A. They can’t stand fast food.
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Date: 2018-11-08 09:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-11-09 04:43 am (UTC)Первое не поймут: полицейские на самом деле никогда не называют сумму штрафа. Идея заплатить полицейскому тоже плохая для шуток.
Третье - расизм. Толи против французов, толи против американских любителей фаст фуда.
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Date: 2018-11-09 06:48 am (UTC)