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 Pricey Lingerie
An almost blind guy walked into Lover's Lane to purchase their most see-through item for his wife. After receiving some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy for $500 and brought it home for his wife to try on. She took it upstairs and realized that it didn't quite fit. But, she figured, since it's supposed to be see-through and since he's almost blind, she might as well wear nothing at all. So she came downstairs completely naked. "Huh," said the old man, hugging her. "For the amount I paid, they could've at least ironed the damn thing." 

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Date: 2018-10-31 04:39 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] nechaman
Ну, морщины они в основном не там :) А, к сожалению на видных местах. Хуже всего на руках, потом шея, потом лицо. А грудь, например, ну никак не изменилась :)

Date: 2018-10-31 05:41 pm (UTC)
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