Black Humor.
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olindom My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale.
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Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest.
What animal has five legs?
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A pitbull returning from a playground.
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I’ll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon. I mean – you’ve got a gun, haven’t you?!
A man wakes from a coma. The wife changes out of her black clothes and irritated, remarks, "I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!"
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Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest.
What animal has five legs?
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A pitbull returning from a playground.
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I’ll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon. I mean – you’ve got a gun, haven’t you?!
A man wakes from a coma. The wife changes out of her black clothes and irritated, remarks, "I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!"
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