Worst Death.
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olindom Worst Death
3 men, who all died on the same day, were at the entrance to heaven, when God announced that only 1 of the men will make it in.
The criteria was that the person who died the worst death will make it in.
God asks the first man how he died.
He replies:
Well for the last 3 weeks I have suspected that my wife has been cheating on me , so I came home early to catch her in the act. When I arrive home I hear the shower running so I search the house for him. I check every room so eventually I go out on to the verandah, then I see him hanging on the ledge by his fingers so I jump up and down on his hands he still holds on. So I get the hammer and slam his fingers he let's go and falls. He survives , so I get the fridge (which weighs a ton) and lob it over the edge crushing him. I felt so bad that I killed him, I got my gun and shot myself. That is how I died .
The second man explains his story : well it was the afternoon and I was doing my exercises of my verandah on the 12 floor. When I slipped and fell off the balcony, luckily I only fell 3 floors and managed to grab the railing on that balcony I was hanging on for grim death, when some idiot started jumping on my fingers. I clung on, so the fool gets a hammer and bashes my fingers, until the bones break so I fell. I could not believe my luck when I landed in a bush surviving the fall . The last thing I remember is this fridge hurtling at me. That is how I died.
The 3rd man explains how he died: Picture this...............I'm hiding naked in a fridge.
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/random/dirty968.html
3 men, who all died on the same day, were at the entrance to heaven, when God announced that only 1 of the men will make it in.
The criteria was that the person who died the worst death will make it in.
God asks the first man how he died.
He replies:
Well for the last 3 weeks I have suspected that my wife has been cheating on me , so I came home early to catch her in the act. When I arrive home I hear the shower running so I search the house for him. I check every room so eventually I go out on to the verandah, then I see him hanging on the ledge by his fingers so I jump up and down on his hands he still holds on. So I get the hammer and slam his fingers he let's go and falls. He survives , so I get the fridge (which weighs a ton) and lob it over the edge crushing him. I felt so bad that I killed him, I got my gun and shot myself. That is how I died .
The second man explains his story : well it was the afternoon and I was doing my exercises of my verandah on the 12 floor. When I slipped and fell off the balcony, luckily I only fell 3 floors and managed to grab the railing on that balcony I was hanging on for grim death, when some idiot started jumping on my fingers. I clung on, so the fool gets a hammer and bashes my fingers, until the bones break so I fell. I could not believe my luck when I landed in a bush surviving the fall . The last thing I remember is this fridge hurtling at me. That is how I died.
The 3rd man explains how he died: Picture this...............I'm hiding naked in a fridge.
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/random/dirty968.html
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Date: 2018-07-21 06:35 pm (UTC))