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olindomKYLE KINANE: LOVING PARENTS
I can't believe I made it anywhere creatively, though, because I was raised by two loving and supportive parents. Nothing squashes creativity more than unconditional love and support from a functional household. If you have kids, sh*t on their dreams a little bit.
I don't agree with that. Either You are creative, or not.
50/50
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What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick.
A certain college professor was known for getting off topic during lectures His favorite off-topic subject was "the evils of marijuana". One day into his lecture he started talking about weed, "Used regularly," he explained,"pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!" Now wait a minute, professor," interrupted a student. "Castration? Now that's absurd!" "Yes young man, it's sadly true," replied the professor smugly. "Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!"
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