Rule of Heaven.

[olindom]

 3 women die and go to heaven. Like everyone else, they meet St. Peter at the gates.

St. Peter tells them, "The only rule we have is: 'Don't step on the ducks.'"

The 3 women think this odd, but as soon as their let through the gates, there are ducks EVERYWHERE! Not even 5 minutes go by and the first lady steps on a duck.

Up walks St. Peter with the ugliest guy you'd ever seen and chains them both together and tells her, "This is your punishment for stepping on a duck, you will be chained to this man for eternity."

The second woman goes a week before she steps on a duck and lo and behold, up walks St. Peter with another ugly man and chains them together saying, "This is your punishment for stepping on a duck, you will be chained to this man for eternity."

The third woman goes a year without stepping on a duck and up walks St. Peter with the most handsome of men and chains them together and walks off to which the woman says, "I don't know what I did to deserve this!"

The man replies, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."