olindom | Children's Jokes.

- Mommy, do you know if God has to go to the toilet too?
- No child. Of course not. What makes you think this way?
- Well, grandpa knocked on the bathroom door this morning and said: “Oh God! Please hurry up!”
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A man arrived in a small country town on Friday. He stayed there for three days and then left on Friday. How is that possible? His horse was called Friday!
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What button is it impossible to unbutton?
The belly button!
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A guy is stopped on the road by traffic police. The police officer asks him to open his trunk – and sees 2 penguins sitting inside. The officer is shocked and says to the guy, “Sir, you’ve got to takes those two to the Zoo right away!” The guy agrees and leaves.
The next day – same place, same police officer – he is stopped again. The officer again asks him to open his trunk, and to his confusion, there are the two penguins sitting again, today with swimming hats on their heads. The officer says, “I told you yesterday that you have to take them to the Zoo, didn’t I?!”
“And I did take them to the Zoo, just like you said. And today we’re going swimming.”
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What did 0 say to 8?
Hey, nice belt!
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Q: What can you serve but should never eat?
A: A tennis ball.
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Q: What happens when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
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What do you get when you cross-breed a skunk and a vegetable?
A smellery.
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80 chimneys plus 5 chimneys plus 8 chimneys.
What is the result?
Lots of smoke.
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What do teachers and clouds have in common?
Everything brightens up when they go away.
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Peter, where did you put the sieve?
Sorry, mommy, I threw it away. There were too many holes in it.
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Daddy, where is Albania?"
"You have to ask Grandma. She cleaned here the last time."
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What did the blanket say to the bed?
No fears, I've got you covered!
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Teacher: How come you don’t have your homework?
Pupil: I lost it when I was fighting this kid who kept saying you weren't the best teacher in the school.