Alien Jokes.

[olindom]

 What do you call a martian that can sing?
Bruno Mars.
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What is an aliens favorite Disney movie?
Snow White and the Red Dwarfs.
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What do you call a wizard who flies around in a UFO?
A flying sorcerer.
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What do aliens serve their food on?
FLYING SAUCERS.
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How do you throw a party for an alien?
You have to plan-et.
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How do you organize a space party?
Give up?
You plan-et! 
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What is an aliens favorite place on a computer?
The space bar. 

Comments

[chuka_lis]

вот вы смеетесь, а вдруг случится увидеть НЛО?)))
космический бар, да)

[olindom]

Так как моя мама в НЛО свято верит.... я серьезно сомневаюсь!!)))

[chuka_lis]

да)