Animal Jokes.

[olindom]

 Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.
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Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

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Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
A: To the retail store.
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Q: What kind of dog tells time?
A: A watch dog.
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Q: What has four legs and an arm?
A: A happy pit bull.
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Q: Why is a tree like a dog?
A: Because they both lose their bark when they die.
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Q: Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
A: Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.
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Q: Did you hear about the new breed in pet shops?
A: They crossed a pit bull with a collie; it bites your leg off and goes for help.
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Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell station!
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Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
A: To get to the car accident on the other side.
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Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?
A: To break on through to the other side.
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Q: Why do birds fly South?
A: Because it's too far to walk.
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Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don't know the words.
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Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?
A: To a crow bar.

Comments

[nechaman]

Надо английский учить, а то не все понимаю :(

[olindom]

да, здесь очень много игры слов, смысл многого в звучании слов: cheetah (чита)-гепард; cheater(читер)-шулер.

[nechaman]

Ага, вот именно это я и не поняла :) Но лень было искать.