Jokes d'jour.

[olindom]

What do you get when you wake up on a workday and realize you ran out of coffee?
A depresso.
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I used to breed rabbits. Then I realized they can handle it themselves.
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Google request:
How to disable autocorrect in wife?
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What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth?
A slow swimmer.
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I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory problems. The first thing the bastard did was made me pay in advance.
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What are a shark’s two most favorite words?
Man overboard!
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A man drops his phone on a concrete floor. The phone is fine, no damage. How come?
He had it on airplane mode.
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Two snails are chatting on the sidewalk. “I’ll have to cross the road,” says one.
“Well, be careful,” says the other one, “there’s a bus coming in an hour.“
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What do you get when you cross-breed a cow and a shark?
I don’t know, but I wouldn't enjoy milking it.
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Meanwhile in a parallel universe: “Oh for God’s sake! Where are all these extra single socks coming from?!”

Comments

[old_perdell]

Именно депрессо...

[nechaman]

Про носки - это я придумала. Но, на самом деле, конечно, это очевидно.
К нам тоже иногда странные вещи попадают...