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olindom Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good!! then stay 92.96 million miles away from me...
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Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat what ever bugs them
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I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey! The sign says you're open 24 hours." He Said, "Yes, but not in a row!"
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Two fish in a tank. One says: “How do you drive this thing?“.
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on that one, my kids rolled their eyes and declared : Oh Mom! That's sooo 2013!!!
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good!! then stay 92.96 million miles away from me...
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Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat what ever bugs them
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I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey! The sign says you're open 24 hours." He Said, "Yes, but not in a row!"
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paserbyp A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Two fish in a tank. One says: “How do you drive this thing?“.
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
- How do you drown a hipster?
- Throw him in the mainstream.
- Throw him in the mainstream.
