Funny Sayings.
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olindom It is important to make breaks between individual exercises. I personally stick to breaks of about 3-4 years.
Sometimes I drink water - just to surprise my liver.
Hearing voices in your head is normal. Listening to them is quite common. Arguing with them – acceptable. It is only when you lose that argument that you get in real trouble.
Of course I have a talent. I'm really good in bed. Sometimes I sleep more than 9 hours in one go.
"If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level."
According to my mirror I am pregnant. The father is Nutella.
... and out of the chaos, a sentence came to me:
"Laugh and be happy, it could be worse!"
... and so I laughed and was happy and it really became worse.
If you had to decide between a diet and a piece of chocolate, would you prefer dark, white or milk chocolate?
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Sometimes I drink water - just to surprise my liver.
Hearing voices in your head is normal. Listening to them is quite common. Arguing with them – acceptable. It is only when you lose that argument that you get in real trouble.
Of course I have a talent. I'm really good in bed. Sometimes I sleep more than 9 hours in one go.
"If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level."
According to my mirror I am pregnant. The father is Nutella.
... and out of the chaos, a sentence came to me:
"Laugh and be happy, it could be worse!"
... and so I laughed and was happy and it really became worse.
If you had to decide between a diet and a piece of chocolate, would you prefer dark, white or milk chocolate?
Read more funny jokes: https://short-funny.com/funny-sayings.php#ixzz5ZluYbSPr
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Date: 2018-12-15 05:21 pm (UTC)My choice - dark chocolate, without sugar... I can give up sugar, but not chocolate.
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Date: 2018-12-16 12:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-12-16 09:00 am (UTC)