Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid.

[olindom]

*  A few clowns short of a circus.
*  A few fries short of a happy meal.
* The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
* Slipped into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching.
* All foam, no beer.
* The cheese slid off his cracker.
*  Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
* Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
 * Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
 * One fruit loop shy of a full bowl.
 * Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
* His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
* Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
* Not wired to code.
* A photographic memory, yeah sure - but the lens cover is still on.
* During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
* Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
 * If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
 * Standing close to her, you can hear the ocean. 

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Comments

[chuka_lis]

During evolution his ancestors were in the control group. )))

[olindom]

Wonderful!!!