Jokes.

[olindom]

 Smart Ass
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one student rose to her feet. "Now then young lady, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself." 

Life Hack: 

If you’re tired of waiting at a restaurant, just call their number and ask if they also deliver to table 16.
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What did one wall say to the other wall? 
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We’ll meet at the corner.

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What to do when somebody is trying to start an argument with you? Simply eat a few cookies. They taste very nice and you can’t hear anything over the crunching.

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Doctor: “You must lose weight immediately! Do not take in more than thousand calories per day!”

Mrs Mummel: “Before or after meals?”

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