Black Humor. 1.
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olindom A man complains sadly to a psychologist: “Nobody seems to like me.“
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The psychologist responds: “What do you think could be the reason for that?“
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The man looks at him: “So is it my task or yours to find that out you moron!“
“There’s no way you’re going out in this skirt, kiddo!”
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“But mom, I’ve got great legs, why should I hide them?!”
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“Because it’s so short and your nuts are showing underneath!”
God created childbirth to give women the chance to experience what it's like for a guy to catch a cold.
What happens to the children that are not picked up from Smallland in Ikea? And what did you think Köttbullar were made of?
An awkward housewarming visit:
“Oh but this is wonderful – your couch has a massage function – and it’s so nice and warm!”
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“You’re sitting on our cat.”
I yelled: “It’s a boy!!!! I cannot believe it – it’s a boy!!!” I was so overwhelmed, I literally stood there in tears.
– Mike, 32, abruptly ending his holiday in Thailand
I tried to phone my cousin in France in 1943 but the line was occupied.
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“And how do you find this year’s spring?”
“Breathtaking.”
– Silvie, 25, suffers from severe pollen allergies
My poor skills as an electrician often leave people shocked.
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The psychologist responds: “What do you think could be the reason for that?“
-
The man looks at him: “So is it my task or yours to find that out you moron!“
“There’s no way you’re going out in this skirt, kiddo!”
-
“But mom, I’ve got great legs, why should I hide them?!”
-
“Because it’s so short and your nuts are showing underneath!”
God created childbirth to give women the chance to experience what it's like for a guy to catch a cold.
What happens to the children that are not picked up from Smallland in Ikea? And what did you think Köttbullar were made of?
An awkward housewarming visit:
“Oh but this is wonderful – your couch has a massage function – and it’s so nice and warm!”
-
“You’re sitting on our cat.”
I yelled: “It’s a boy!!!! I cannot believe it – it’s a boy!!!” I was so overwhelmed, I literally stood there in tears.
– Mike, 32, abruptly ending his holiday in Thailand
I tried to phone my cousin in France in 1943 but the line was occupied.
*************
“And how do you find this year’s spring?”
“Breathtaking.”
– Silvie, 25, suffers from severe pollen allergies
My poor skills as an electrician often leave people shocked.
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