Dirty Jokes. 2.

[olindom]

 There was a cat by the lake and a sausage came floating by the cat put its paw in and wet its paw. Then a few minutes later a bigger sausage came floating by and the cat fell in.
The moral of this story the bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy. 
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Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?" 

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