Dirty Jokes. 1.
Jul. 15th, 2018 06:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
olindom A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions...HANDS DOWN!
If you force sex on a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting? you choose.
What did the left nut say to the right nut?
Don't talk to the guy in the middle, he's a dick.
Q: What do you call a persian that smokes pot?
A: a Harry Potter!
Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!
Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!
If you force sex on a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting? you choose.
What did the left nut say to the right nut?
Don't talk to the guy in the middle, he's a dick.
Q: What do you call a persian that smokes pot?
A: a Harry Potter!
Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!
Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!
