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 Brand Name Condom Slogans
AT&T Condums:                   Reach out and touch someone.
Campbell's Condoms:         Mmm, mmm, good.
Nike Condoms:                    Just do it.
Toyota Condoms:                Oh, what a feeling! Who can ask for anything more?
 Diet Pepsi Condoms:         You got the right one, baby.
 GE Condoms:                      We bring good things to life!
Pringles Condoms:              Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms:               The freshmaker.
Doublemint Condoms:        Double your pleasure, double your fun!
Secret Condoms:                 Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
Ford Condoms:                    The best never rest. Have you Driven a Ford Lately?
Chevy Condoms:                  Like a Rock.
Jeep-Eagle Condom:           There's Only One Jeep (sold in singles only)
The Saturn Condom:            A *Different* Kind of Condom
Dial Condoms:                      Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
NY Lotto Condoms:              'Cause, hey -- you never know.
Avis Condoms:                      Trying harder than ever.
Energizer Condoms:            Keeps going and going ...
KFC Condoms:                      Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms:            Always the Real Thing.
Diet Coke Condom:               Just for the taste of it .
Lays Condom:                        Betcha can't have just one.
MCI Condoms:                       For friends and family
Taco Bell Condoms:             Get some before you go south of the border.
The Sears Latex Condom:  One coat is good for the entire winter.
Starburst Condoms:            Gets Your Juices Flowin'
Bud-Light Condom:              Where's the Love Man!
7-UP Condom:                       The UN-Condom
Iomega Condom:                   For All Your Stuff
Microsoft Condom:               Wherever you want to go today. We are universally compatible.


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