Divorce Proceedings.
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A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife.
"Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife's fidelity."
"Well, I'm pretty much on the road all week," the man testified. "So naturally when I am home, I'm attentive to the wife." "One Sunday morning," he continued, "we were in the midst of some pretty heavy love-making when the old lady in the apartment next door pounded on the wall and yelled, 'Can't you at least stop all that racket on the weekends?'
Short Film.
Last weekend I had about 45 minutes to kill before my NASCAR race came on TV, so I decided to watch a short film on my PC, so I wouldn't miss the start of my race, so I gooogled short films, .....and midget porn popped up, WTF, thats not what I meant by a short film!! I mean yeah everybody likes a little sex but thats ridiculous
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A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife.
"Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife's fidelity."
"Well, I'm pretty much on the road all week," the man testified. "So naturally when I am home, I'm attentive to the wife." "One Sunday morning," he continued, "we were in the midst of some pretty heavy love-making when the old lady in the apartment next door pounded on the wall and yelled, 'Can't you at least stop all that racket on the weekends?'
Short Film.
Last weekend I had about 45 minutes to kill before my NASCAR race came on TV, so I decided to watch a short film on my PC, so I wouldn't miss the start of my race, so I gooogled short films, .....and midget porn popped up, WTF, thats not what I meant by a short film!! I mean yeah everybody likes a little sex but thats ridiculous
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/random/dirty445.html
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/random/dirty1085.html
