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 Vatican City.
There were two beggers sitting next to each other on the street in Vatican city, one had a large cross around his neck, the other had the star of David.It was a loverly day, the sun was shinning, there were thousands of people walking past the two beggers, but everyone was giving the man with the cross around his neck money, while the man with the star of david got nothing.
One morning a high priest walked by the beggers and said the the begger with the star of david " my friend, you are in Vatican city, all these people that pass you by will give to the man with the cross, they will never give money to a man with a star of david, infact they will give to the man with the cross just to spite you...
The begger with the star of david, turned the the begger with the cross and said " hey, moshe, this shmuck is trying to teach the cohen brothers about marketing" 


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