Animal Jokes. part 2.

[olindom]

 Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers?
A: No, you should eat your fingers separately.
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Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped them, they'd break.
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Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.
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Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?
A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.
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Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.
A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either.
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Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
A: The outside.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie, of course.
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Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?
A: Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. I hear it's untweetable.
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Q: Why did the farmer name his pig ink?
A: Because he kept running out of a pen.

Comments

[chuka_lis]

"Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped them, they'd break.

Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
A: The outside. "
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[olindom]

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