Winston Churchill. part 2.

 Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen

I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.

In War: Resolution. In Defeat: Defiance. In Victory: Magnanimity. In Peace: Good Will.

Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.

Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never—in nothing, great or small, large or petty—never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense.

There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.

Animal Jokes. part 2.

 Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers?
A: No, you should eat your fingers separately.
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Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped them, they'd break.
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Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.
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Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?
A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.
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Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.
A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either.
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Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
A: The outside.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie, of course.
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Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?
A: Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. I hear it's untweetable.
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Q: Why did the farmer name his pig ink?
A: Because he kept running out of a pen.