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olindom ([personal profile] olindom) wrote2017-09-24 10:13 am

Jokes d'jour.

 What is pointless?
To tell a bald guy a hair-raising story.

What do you call a bull that likes taking a nap? 
A bulldozer!

Why do bees hum?
They don't remember the text!

What happens to mountains when they touch each other? 
Answer: Nothing.